SHARE YOUR WEIRDNESS

I’m hard at work on my next book—The Weirdness of People (working title)—where we’ll dive into the quirky, oxymoronic, and downright delightful oddities that make us human. And I want your stories!

Have you ever…

Spent more time circling the gym parking lot hunting for the closest spot than you actually spent working out?

Ordered a triple-stack burger and fries from your favorite fast food chain and ordered a Diet Soda because you are on a diet? 

Noticed an everyday moment of human psychology so bizarre you just had to laugh (or wonder, “Do other people do this, too?”)?

If you’ve experienced—or simply observed—any moment of human weirdness, I’d love to hear it.

Your real-life anecdote (200–500 words) could find its way into The Weirdness of People, shining a light on the wonderfully strange things we all do.

 
What to include:
* Story Title (a snappy one-liner)
* Your 200–500 word anecdote (funny, puzzling, or eye-opening)
* Byline preference (your name, a pseudonym, or “Anonymous”)

Before you submit, please take a moment to review our terms and conditions here.  Then send your story—and let’s celebrate the oddball brilliance of being human!